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yeah

all 4 me

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telapathetic:

if you’ve never pretended to be a waterbender in the shower you’re lying to yourself

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jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

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frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

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inbalanced:

Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week

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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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relahvant:

does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you

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unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

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