p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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I loved you more than you deserved, fucker.

(via nightmaredoll)
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How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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telapathetic:

if you’ve never pretended to be a waterbender in the shower you’re lying to yourself

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jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

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frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

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inbalanced:

Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week

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