I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.Charlaine Harris (via feellng)
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
I loved you more than you deserved, fucker.(via nightmaredoll)
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed